When Squidward was like 35 he ran for president because he wanted to have power and also wanted to raise awareness for squid rights but nobody fucking cares about squids so everyone shat all over squidward. This has absolutely nothing to do with the presidency.
Squidward was 26 when a goblin came out of nowhere and almost killed him by pushing him out into the street. These powers would probably only make him like F tier at best, but he also has the ability to make a mean sloppy joe so that brings him up so high. Squidward gained many powers after ascending to heaven, such as teleportation, mind reading, the abilty to jump like 10 feet in the air, the ability to grow new limbs, the ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes, the ability to traverse time, the ability to lick his own elbow (only the right one, sadly), the ability to just like look at people and they die (for some reason it never works and never has but he does have this ability), and the ability to. Squidward then ascended heaven, as the prophecy had once foretold. He sat there and waited for the new moon. Squidward swam across the ocean, going to North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude, 80 degrees, 36 minutes. He didn't know why he had to do any of this bullshit, but hey he did it anyway. Squidward then gathered 36 sinners and showed some words to some guy. When time resumed, the knives flew into his father, instantly killing him. Squidward found the nearest knife set, stopped time, and threw a bunch of knives at his father. His father was there just like staring at him because of what just happened he just like exploded his whore wife. A loading screen later, Squidward teleported to his mother's womb, killing her instantly because he was so damn big. One day, Squidward was magically buffed by The Great Catalyst with an immortality rune, as well as the homeward miracle. The world spit in the face of Squidward Tentacles. He raised himself with no parents what-so-ever. Squidward hit the ground like a fucking rock and died instantly, but miraculously survived. His father, Squidwort immediately threw him out the window, since he was so damn ugly. Since then, Squidward has been president. Nobody voted for Purple Spongebob at all, and even Purple Spongebob was recorded to be at the polls voting for Squidward. Running against opponent Purple Spongebob, Squidward stole 100% of the vote.
Previous presidents such as Red Spongebob or Shinji were really shitty people and only wanted to like take over the universe and shit, but Squidward wanted to unite.
Since, nobody other than squids care about squid rights, Squidward was voted for because of his strong belief in a stable Gigaverse. He has held 100% voting popularity from the entire Squid population every time he has ran, although that is only 0.000001% of voters. Squidward is a member of the Squid Party, and holds a firm belief in Squid rights. Squidward has been re-elected 999999999999999 times because no one fucking cares anymore. Squidward came to power in the gigayear 293749373 and has been the president since. Grandmother Base, Red Spongebob, Purple Spongebob, Blue Shaggy, Megablocks President Squidward is the current President of the Gigaverse.
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